Why Man United No Go Smell Premier League Trophy Anytime Soon

Na Wetin Happen to Man U This Season?

Manchester United finish 15th for table this 2024/2025 season — no be typo o.
Dem play 38 matches, win only 11, draw 9, lose 18. Chai!
Dem collect 54 goals, worse pass small teams wey just enter league.

Christian Eriksen even talk say dem lucky no relegate. Make we clap for survival FC

No Europe, No Ego

• Dem no go Europe at all next season.

• That one mean say small money go enter club hand. Sponsorship go choke.

• CEO Berrada talk say na long-term project. E even call am “Project 150” — say dem wan win league before 2028. Lol. E go better.

New Coach, New Wahala

Rúben Amorim don come in replace Ten Hag, wey lose dressing room like person wey forget key.
But Amorim need time. The thing no go click overnight.
E dey try build something, but na bricklaying without cement be this one.

Attack Don Sleep, Transfer Window Get Work

United don splash £62.5m on Matheus Cunha, CEO talk say e resemble Cantona (na who tell am dat one?).
Dem still dey eye players like:

• Bryan Mbeumo

• Victor Osimhen

• Gyökeres

But even if dem sign Jesus and 11 disciples, if midfield and defense still dey sleep, na same story.

Defense Be Like Kpof-Kpof

Onana get talent but sometimes e resemble goalkeeper wey dey chase mosquito.

• 8 errors wey lead to goal this season.

• But e still manage 24 clean sheets since e join.

Make we no lie — e need rest. And United need serious defenders wey no go play hide and seek.

 Any Hope? Small Sha

• Amad Diallo shine small towards season end.

• Kobbie Mainoo dey play ball like person wey carry sense for boot.

Dem be hope wey still dey blink light.

Quick Stats (To Burst Your Brain)

✅ Wetin Dem Supposed Do Now?

1. Sign Sharp Strikers wey sabi score without shaking.

2. Fix That Backline — abeg, bring solid defenders.

3. Build Young Blood — trust Amad, Mainoo and co.

4. Reduce Goalkeeping Comedy — make Onana calm down.

5. Give Amorim Time — Rome no build in one night.

Final Tori

Man United no be small club o, but right now dem be glorified midtable ballers.
If dem wan bounce back, e go take:

• Money wey get sense

• Players wey sabi sweat for badge

• And coaching wey no go dey follow vibes and inshallah.

But as e be like this… if dem no serious, Aston Villa go dey play UCL while United dey watch am for DStv at home.

Make we ask one question:
Man U fans — una go still dey shout “Glory Glory” or una go accept say na rebuild mode una dey?