Who go believe say Chelsea go carry PSG like bag of rice for Club World Cup final? Na real blue magic wey happen as dem whip the French giants 3-0 with Cole Palmer scoring two sweet goals and small boy Pedro seal am with final blow. Na beating wey carry style and swag!
PSG COME WITH GRA GRA, CHELSEA COME WITH SENSE
Before the match, na PSG dem dey hype. Desire , Hakimi, Dembele, — even Vitinha wear confidence like Agbada. People talk say Chelsea too small, say dem go chop wotowoto. But from first whistle, na Chelsea set fire for field. Palmer, Enzo, and Gallagher dey move like dem plug am for 5G.
Thiago Silva lead the back like king wey sabi war. Every PSG attack bounce back like rubber. Mbappé? Pocketed. Neymar? Frustrated. Dembele? Vanished.
FIRST GOAL: PALMER OPEN GROUND WITH COMPOSURE
Around 25th minute, wahala start for PSG. Chelsea do quick pass-pass for midfield. Enzo give Sterling, Sterling cut back enter box. Ball enter Palmer leg — calm like old man sipping garri, he push am bottom corner. 1-0 Chelsea!
Stadium scatter! PSG fans quite like JAMB candidates. Chelsea fans dey shout: “Who no like better ball?”
SECOND GOAL: PALMER NO DEY JOKE
PSG try respond but Chelsea still dey press. Before halftime, Palmer collect ball again after mistake from Marquinhos. The guy face Donnarumma, push ball with left, lash am — GOOOOOAL! 2-0!
Omo, Palmer dey play like Messi junior. Two goals for final? The boy no dey play. Even Pochettino dey clap for dugout like say na him son.
SANCHEZ = WALL
As PSG try fight back, Chelsea goalkeeper Petrovic say “Not today!” The guy block everything. Dembele fire shot from outside box — catch. Desire try curl ball — punch am commot. Dem try cross — the guy dey fly catch like say na pigeon.
Chelsea fans dey shout “Safe hands! Safe hands!” Guy man just dey save like Alajo Somolu.
THIRD GOAL: PEDRO SHOW SAY CHELSEA FUTURE BRIGHT
PSG begin rush anyhow for second half. As dem push high, Chelsea catch dem on counter. Gallagher steal ball, drive enter midfield, slot pass to small boy Pedro wey just enter few minutes earlier.
Pedro dey one-on-one with Donnarumma, no shake, he chip am with sweet lob. Ball enter like dream. 3-0!
You gatz see Chelsea bench — everybody scatter. Even the coach nearly run enter pitch go hug am.
CELEBRATION DEY! PSG DEY LOOK LIKE WHO LOSE MONEY
Final whistle blow and PSG players bend neck like say dem miss flight. Dembele waka go tunnel, Hakimi dey shake head like generator wey no start. But Chelsea? Omo, celebration full ground!
Palmer lift MVP trophy, Pedro carry Man of the Moment. Thiago Silva dey dance zanku for him last Club World Cup. Na full cruise!
CHELSEA DON SHOW LEVEL!
No be luck. Chelsea plan this win. From defence to attack — everything gel. Youth + talent + hunger. PSG get stars, Chelsea get teamwork. PSG get fame, Chelsea get fire.
And make we talk am again — Cole Palmer, the guy too sabi. Two goals for final? E don cement hin name for club history.
In conclusion, Chelsea don silence haters and critics. No be by hype, na by results. From Stamford Bridge to Tokyo — everywhere don turn Blue. Chelsea no just win trophy — dem make bold statement: WE’RE BACK!
Up Blues! Champions of the World!