If dem tell us say Marcus Rashford and Trent Alexander-Arnold go leave Manchester and Liverpool go carry their leg enter Spain, we for ask, “Na juju?”
But as e be like this, e don happen o! Rashford don sign for Barcelona, and Trent don land for Real Madrid like say na Lagos danfo wey drop for CMS.
And guess wetin?
Dem two go jam again — but this time no be for Premier League. Na for El Clasico dem go continue their beef.
You remember how Rashford dey always give Trent wahala anytime Manchester United face Liverpool? E be like say Rashford dey see Trent like puff-puff — e dey always chop am for wing. But now, the wahala don relocate go Spain.
From Old Trafford & Anfield to Camp Nou & Bernabéu!
Wetin dey shock people pass be say, these two boys na proper English lads wey grow for the system. Rashford na United boy from day one, and Trent na pure Liverpool blood. So why dem waka comot? Some say na new challenge, some say na money, some say dem just tire to dey chop banter from rival fans.
But sha, we no too send. As far as say El Clasico go get new flavour, we dey alright.
Rashford vs Trent — Round 2 (Spanish Edition)
Forget am, this new El Clasico go loud!
Rashford go dey press high like agege bread for left wing, and Trent go dey try mark am like say na NEPA bill wey him wan cancel.
We dey see another “Catch me if you can” movie loading — but this time na real life action. Barcelona vs Madrid never go dey this funny and unpredictable since the Messi vs Ronaldo era.
And you know say Spanish defenders no too like wahala. So na Rashford and Trent go carry El Clasico for head like gala. Even Xavi and Ancelotti go just dey watch like fans.
England boys dey turn Spain upside down!
E be like say Spain na the new holiday spot for Premier League boys. Jude Bellingham don already set standard, and now Rashford and Trent dey rush go join am. Who go come next? Saka? Rice? Southgate sef go relocate go Madrid if care no dey taken.
But we go like ask one serious question:
Na who drag Rashford and Trent go Spain?
Abi dem dey run from banter? Abi na Champions League dem dey find by fire by force? Because as e be like this, dem fit end up dey bench if dem no wise up.
But if dem ball well, make we no lie, we go enjoy am die!
Rashford go show Spanish boys say e sabi dribble pass kebab man, and Trent go use him laser passes take scatter Barcelona defense like NEPA wire.
El Clasico don get new storyline — no be only Messi vs Ronaldo again. Now na “Rashford vs Trent: The Sequel We Never Saw Coming.”
Make everybody ready popcorn because this season go carry drama pass Nollywood.
And if Rashford score hat-trick for Camp Nou, make nobody try call him “overrated” again o. And if Trent give one no-look assist from defense reach Vinicius Jr leg, just know say Liverpool fans go dey cry for night.
Final Words?
Welcome to the new Spain: Where Premier League stars dey use La Liga do beef continuation.
We sef go use TPB hold front seat. Stay tuned!