Gameweek 4 throw up plenty gbas-gbos – City scatter United for derby, Liverpool still dey move perfect with Salah penalty, Arsenal chop Forest clean, while Spurs disgrace West Ham.
Chelsea self drag 2-2 with Brentford, and Newcastle new boy Woltemade announce himself sharp-sharp. TPB don select the best 11 performers wey ball pass this weekend.
Goalkeeper – Robin Roefs (Sunderland)
Na him stand gidigba for Sunderland 0-0 draw with Palace. Pull six big saves, stop 1.59 xG. If no be am, na wahala sure pass for Black Cats.
Right-back – Omar Alderete (Sunderland)
No be your regular RB, but him block dey save Palace goal sure-sure. Add four clearances, three interceptions, two tackles. Proper solid.
Centre-back – Fabian Schär (Newcastle)
If no be him leg stretch against Wolves, Arokodare go don score tap-in. Ten clearances join the package. Veteran still dey deliver.
Centre-back – Cristian Romero (Tottenham)
VAR deny am header goal, but the Argentine still ping one sweet pass wey Bergvall turn assist. 92% pass accuracy. Hard man with composure.
Left-back – Tyrone Mings (Aston Villa)
Leader performance. Nine clearances, four blocks, seven aerial duels win for Villa tough draw. Shoe-horned but well deserved.
Midfield – Moises Caicedo (Chelsea)
Bullet strike vs Brentford and clean stats – 97% pass accuracy, four tackles, four interceptions. Chelsea midfield engine dey warm up.
Midfield – Martin Zubimendi (Arsenal)
Star boy for Gunners. Smash volley with small deflection, then nod header to complete brace vs Forest. Na him first career double. Madrid scouts go dey eye am.
Midfield – Lucas Bergvall (Tottenham)
19 years only but dey play like pro. Looping header plus assist for Van de Ven. Also create space wey allow Sarr free header. Serious baller.
Right wing – Jeremy Doku (Man City)
Terrorize United full-backs with dribbles, assist Foden with neat footwork, then through ball wey cut defense open. Pep go dey smile.
Star Performer – Erling Haaland (Man City)
Another day, another record. 50 goals in 50 Premier League home games. One delicate lift, one composed finish vs United. Post deny am hat-trick sef. Machine no dey rest.
Left wing – Antoine Semenyo (Bournemouth)
Direct catalyst for Cherries shock win over Brighton. Lay off for Alex Scott, then bury penalty. Already 5 goal contributions – hot start dey boil.
TPB’s XI (4-3-3)
Roefs; Alderete, Schär, Romero, Mings;
Caicedo, Zubimendi, Bergvall;
Doku, Haaland , Semenyo
TPB Verdict: Na midfield week this one – Zubimendi, Caicedo, Bergvall all deliver fireworks. Haaland remain the robot wey no dey tire, while Doku dey evolve to full beast mode. Semenyo dey show say Bournemouth no dey joke this season.
