Tonight na gobe for Fluminense as Chelsea use dem clean mouth for FIFA Club World Cup semi-final. Dem bin think say na small play dem dey come play, but Chelsea show dem say na serious football club wey sabi ball, no be just for England but for world stage too.
From first whistle, e clear say Chelsea come with one mission – chop the final ticket. And na so dem take arrange Fluminense like Sunday rice. Wetin pain pass be say na one of Fluminense former players, João Pedro, wey dem reject, come return to give dem hot breakfast with two better goals.
First Half – João Pedro First Blow Land
As match start for MetLife Stadium, New Jersey, Chelsea no waste time to show muscle. Na pass, run, dribble full everywhere. The first goal come early like person wey wake go fetch water before light off. João Pedro, wey don dey fire since the tournament start, nack one clean goal wey leave Fluminense keeper dey look like say e just remember say e forget off stove for house.
That goal sweet Chelsea fans well well. Even people wey no dey support Chelsea begin clap. The boy dey play like say dem tell am say na hin future in-laws dey watch.
Second Half – Another Slap From João Pedro
As second half start, Fluminense try gather demself. Dem bin dey press small, even get one chance wey almost turn goal, but Robert Sánchez, Chelsea goalkeeper, use spider reflex keep am out. Immediately Chelsea collect ball back, dem counter sharp-sharp. Before anybody shout “Blue is the Colour,” João Pedro collect pass from Enzo Fernández, twist defender like suya stick, and boom! Second goal enter net.
The stadium scatter! Chelsea fans begin sing “João Pedro na God pickin.” Na that second goal kill the game finish. Fluminense just dey waka upandan like person wey miss hin way for Lagos market.
Midfield Control – Enzo, Caicedo & Gallagher No Dey Joke
Make we no lie, Chelsea midfield na correct stew. Enzo Fernández, Caicedo, and Gallagher hold that center like say na dem dey guard president. Fluminense no fit cross middle without dem collect ball. Every pass wey dem play dey meaningful. You go think say dem dey play PS5, but na real-life football.
Defense Tight Like Mama Wrapper
As for Chelsea defense, dem strong like cement wey mix with holy water. Thiago Silva lead the backline like soldier wey sabi war. Fluminense try fly ball, dem block am. Try dribble, dem collect. Try cross, dem nod commot. Chelsea just too coordinated tonight.
Coach Maresca Don Turn Chelsea to Football Machine
Since Maresca enter as coach, Chelsea don dey play with better style. E dey use players well and e no dey fear make quick changes. Even when match still dey go on, e make bold subs wey make sense. The guy just dey reason ball like professor. Tonight, e tactics work 100%.
Fluminense – “How We Take Reach Here?”
Fluminense players just dey confuse. Dem no believe say Chelsea go hold dem like this. Some of dem eyes don red from tiredness. E be like say dem go need ibuprofen and cold Malt after this match. Wetin pain dem pass na say the boy wey dem no really rate before – João Pedro – na him come turn Messi for night.
Final Whistle – Chelsea Don Enter Final Gidigba
As referee blow final whistle, Chelsea players begin jubilate. Na another final again be this, and if dem play like tonight, e go hard any team beat dem. Whether na PSG or Bayern come meet dem for final, Chelsea go ready.
Final Words – João Pedro Deserve Award
Forget everything, give that boy award. João Pedro play like say he wan use the match collect Ballon d’Or. The way e take run, dribble, and score, e be like say football dey owe am something. Chelsea fans don already dey call am “Brazilian Drogba.”
Up Next – Club World Cup Final!
Now Chelsea go wait to face either PSG or Bayern for the final. And if dem go play like dis again, abeg, make dem just dey prepare space for trophy cabinet.
Chelsea fans wey don suffer small for Premier League this season go dey smile tonight. As dem dey talk – London is Blue and tonight, the World na Blue too!