Wetin dey really sup for Stamford Bridge?
Chelsea don carry eye comot from dem fine-boy striker, Nicolas Jackson, and the gist be say dem don set im transfer price reach £100 million! Na the same way person dey do when dem wan sell iPhone 6 for ₦500k.
But make we talk am well: why Chelsea wan pursue this bobo?
Chelsea don chop belleful for striker matter
First of all, make we talk true — Chelsea dey buy player like say dem dey buy gala for traffic.
Dem don sign João Pedro for £55m, carry Liam Delap join body, and dem still dey find another No. 9 like say dem dey form Avengers frontline.
So if you be Jackson, e go pain small say dem dey collect new striker every market like promo bag.
The pressure full ground and bros no wan bench.
Discipline wahala plus red card gbege
Chelsea sef no dey just vex for nothing. Jackson sabi ball, yes — but e get wahala wey dey make coach dey drag panadol for dugout.
The guy don collect two red cards last season. One of dem na that one wey he waka comot pitch for Club World Cup after just 8 minutes. I say 8 minutes oh! Even indomie no done for that time.
So you see say Chelsea dey reason say,
“Wetin we wan take striker do wey dey get red card pass goal?”
Inconsistency na im middle name
Yes, Jackson bin score 13 goals last season — but the way e take dey blow hot and cold ehn, you go think say na NEPA wire dem use wire am.
One week e go play like Drogba cousin, the next week na like say him leg no balance. Chelsea fans wey sabi ball don already dey complain say dem no fit dey guess mood of striker every Saturday. Na striker or weather forecast? ️☀️
Chelsea dey whine AC Milan with price
Now dem don tag am £100 million.
Wetin?!
Even Mbappé sef go shout if e hear am. AC Milan don dey look dem like say:
“Oga, we say we wan price phone, una carry iPhone 15 Pro Max with diamond case give us.”
But Chelsea sabi wetin dem dey do. If anybody serious, dem go talk. If nobody gree, Jackson go just dey fight for starting spot or chop bench. Na win-win for club.
Why e pain Jackson
Make we no lie, bros Jackson dey try. Na him dey play with ginger, dey fight defenders, and sometimes him go still score fine goal. But ball no be by vibes alone. Chelsea don carry calculator come this season — na performance go decide who go chop first eleven.
And if dem dey push you comot and still dey tell people say you be “£100 million player”, no be dem hate you — na business be that.
Exit dey near?
If AC Milan or another club ready drop that £100m, bros go waka. But if nobody get that kind pocket, Jackson go still dey for Chelsea — maybe with less playing time or to fight back like Lion King .
As things dey go like this, e be like say Jackson go need pray make Pedro twist small ankle for training before coach go remember am.
TPB Final Yarn
Nicolas Jackson no be bad baller at all. Na Chelsea wahala full ground — dem don get too many options, plus dem wan chase Premier League and Europe like hungry lion.
So if Jackson no tighten boot lace this season, e fit end like party rice — sweet, but go still comot last last.
Make we dey watch. Either dem sell am, or e turn to goal machine shock everybody.
Until then, Chelsea go dey use am do “Transfer FC trailer”.
TPB Blog — Na here we dey yarn am raw. Follow for more football tori wey dey hot pass kerosene stove