If you dey find where player market dey hot like pepper soup, just enter Juventus camp.
Right now, dem dey arrange garage sale for their squad — and guess why? Because dem wan free space and collect small change make dem go carry Jadon Sancho come Italy!
Yes o! Juventus dey eye Sancho like fresh shawarma, but before dem fit make move, dem wan first offload Timothy Weah and maybe Nico Gonzalez.
Wetin dey sup for Weah?
Timothy Weah, son of football legend George Weah, enter Juventus with plenty hype. People bin expect say e go turn right wing to expressway. But instead, na traffic jam and potholes we see.
E no too click like dem expect, and Juventus don dey reason say e better make dem let am go — whether na permanent or loan, as long as person collect am commot from payroll.
And as money tight for everybody, Juve dey do “who go buy am abeg?” like person wey carry unsold plantain go market.
Nico Gonzalez too dey for the chop list?
This one shock people small. Nico no even too settle into the Juve squad, and dem already dey reason whether make dem use am do player-plus-cash or ‘shove and move’ package.
Some reports dey talk say dem no too dey impressed with him fit into Allegri’s plans (or whoever go be their new coach), and if selling am go help raise funds for Sancho, dem go press am like ATM.
But wait o… why Sancho?
Omo, this one get story o.
Sancho bin dey Manchester United but e no enjoy life for Old Trafford. E and Ten Hag no gel at all — from bench to banishment, the matter be like episode of BBNaija Wahala House.
But everybody know say Sancho still get fire for body — na just say environment no favour am. Juventus now wan use that opportunity take “steal” the baller for small price, dust am up, and revive him career.
Dem believe say Italy fit be the fresh start wey Sancho need. Small tactics, small espresso, and regular play time — boom, winger don turn demon again.
How Juve wan run this transfer?
Dem dey plan like person wey dey arrange rent money in bits.
Step 1: Sell or loan Weah (collect small change)
Step 2: Maybe offload Nico (gather another funds)
Step 3: Table offer give United for Sancho — either loan with option to buy or straight-up low-cost transfer
Step 4: Beg Sancho make e accept lower salary pass him current ‘Wahala FC’ money
Once all this align, Jadon Sancho go touch down for Turin like king wey return from exile.
Make we reason am: Na good plan?
E fit make sense o. Sancho need fresh start. Juventus need spark for their attack. And truth be told, Sancho for Serie A fit be cheat code — imagine am twisting defenders wey dey use defensive tactics from 1999.
Plus, Juventus dey rebuild. Dem don dey clear space, rearrange salary structure, and try form serious team wey go challenge for titles again.
So bringing Sancho as main man for wing, na statement signing.
Final Yarn: Juve dey move like smart aboki
Sell the old, buy new, repackage the brand. Juventus dey plan like tech bro wey dey upgrade him iPhone yearly.
If everything go well, Weah and Nico go wave goodbye, and Sancho go land Italy with fresh haircut and big grin.
So make everybody hold remote — this transfer soap opera just dey start.
Will Sancho finally find peace in Italy? Or Juve dey do too much? Na TPB go tell una the full gist once e land!
Stay tuned…