Wetin dey happen for Old Trafford no be small matter again oo! Na so so gbege of buy and sell dey happen like say na Balogun market! But the biggest tori wey dey cause wahala now be say Manchester United don almost bag Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford – and if you hear the price, your head fit do 360 like owl.
E no dey play. Man U dey para this window like person wey miss Champions League twice back-to-back. Dem wan rebuild sharp sharp, and na big boys dem dey go for!
Bryan Mbeumo – The New Red Bullet
Reports from every corner of Europe dey confirm say Man United and Brentford don gree on deal for Mbeumo. The guy na Cameroon international wey sabi run, dribble, shoot, and even disturb defenders with shoulder like Danfo for hold-up.
The transfer go cost around £69–£80 million, depending on add-ons and ginger. But guess wetin? Dem say United wan unveil am before their pre-season tour kick off July 19! That one mean say Mbeumo fit even snap picture with Ten Hag for airport before e collect jersey number!
Sources talk say the player don already dey push for the move, and e no dey look any other club. Na only Manchester dey him mind like first love.
United Dey Monitor Nicolas Jackson – But E Cost Like Bride Price of Governor Daughter
No be only Mbeumo dey for their transfer book oo. United still dey monitor Nicolas Jackson from Chelsea. But wahala dey: Chelsea say dem no go collect anything less than £100 million!
One fan talk say, “If Jackson worth 100M, then na me suppose be backup striker for Bayern.”
But make we no lie – Jackson na baller, and e go blend well for United attack. Just say the price heavy like Ghanaian jollof rice with 3 meat. Competition still dey too: Aston Villa and AC Milan dey reason am too. Na who go drop the loudest money go carry am.
Palhinha & Estupiñán – Two Strong Options for Midfield and Defence
United no dey play one corner ball. Dem still dey target midfield beast João Palhinha from Bayern Munich. That guy dey tackle like say na him dey sweep Old Trafford pitch every weekend.
Another name wey don enter the chat na Pervis Estupiñán – Brighton left-back wey dey run wing like say e borrow leg from Sonic the Hedgehog. United wan add am to boost their defensive line. But AC Milan dey para for am too, so e go be royal rumble.
Man U dey Spend Like Yahoo Boy Weh Just Cash Out
So far, United don drop money well-well this summer:
- Matheus Cunha from Wolves – £62.5M
- Enzo Kana-Biyik – Free Transfer (but e dey ball like paid asset)
- Diego León – Around £6M
- Plus dem expect £7.2M bonus from sell-on clause for Álvaro Carreras
Na who say Ten Hag no get plan? This rebuild dey go like house wey carpenter swear to finish before Sallah.
Fans Reaction – From “E Sure Me” to “Make Dem No Use Am Bench”
Fans don begin dey talk for X (formerly Twitter):
“If Mbeumo enter this squad with Rashford and Cunha, na to call am 3 Rounds of Wahala FC “
Another fan:
“Make dem no use am bench oo! This no be Fred or Weghorst matter – na goals we need!”
Some fans still dey fear say United fit sign finish and no play the guy. But based on Mbeumo’s form, e go hard to bench am unless na injury or witch from village.
Final Tori – E Be Like Say Red Devils Don Collect Sense
For the first time in a long time, United transfer plan dey make sense. Dem no just dey buy anyhow, dem dey target correct ballers with hunger. If dem seal Mbeumo, maybe collect Jackson or Estupiñán join, na real comeback season be that.
So if you still dey doubt Man U this season, abeg hold remote – this season go be film. And from the way e dey go, e go be action, romance, and small horror for anybody wey block their top 4 dream.