Na who go believe say Manchester City, the same team wey just win treble last season, go fall yakata for early round of the Club World Cup? As dem collect the disgrace, Pep Guardiola don vex like say na him pikin dem flog for assembly. E no waste time – e don talk say plenty heads go roll. Na real squad overhaul he dey plan now!
Make we gist una how e dey go…
Wetin Really Happen for Club World Cup?
City fans wey carry hope go like say na Christmas chicken return with tears and insult. Dem no even reach final. Wetin happen to world best club? According to Pep, the hunger wey dey ginger dem before don cool. Dem dey play like say dem no chop breakfast.
As Pep see am say body no dey pepper players again, e carry notepad and begin write names. No be birthday list oh — na people wey go pack load comot!
Pep Talk Say “Nobody Safe”
Reports from inside Etihad dey leak say Guardiola dey ready ship out big names. E no care say you win title last season – if you don dey comfortable or your leg dey slow, you go chop bench or chop exit.
Na some of the names wey dey under fire be:
- Jack Grealish – Style still dey but e never justify £100m price.
- Kalvin Phillips – Na only bench e dey warm since e come.
- João Cancelo – Dem don loan am before, now na full offload dem dey plan.
- Even some veterans like Walker and Bernardo Silva dey get second eye from Pep.
According to tori, 6-8 players fit waka comot before season start proper. Na real “survival of the fittest” situation for training now.
Pep Dey Think Ahead
Pep no just wan throw players away like akara wrapper. E wan rebuild the squad with fresh energy, new fire and pikin wey hungry for success. Dem don already dey target players from La Liga, Bundesliga and even South America.
One insider yarn say:
“Pep no dey joke. If you no dey give 100% every week, na bench go collect you. This season, na only serious players go wear City jersey.”
Fans Dey Panic Small
Some fans dey reason am say Pep fit scatter team chemistry. Others dey happy say fresh legs go enter. Na one fan for Twitter yarn:
“If Pep wan sell everybody, make e just sign robot players. Cos this kind pressure no be here!”
Another City faithful talk say:
“Jack Grealish na vibes, but we need goals not haircuts. If e go, I no go cry.”
What Next?
Na big window ahead for Man City. If overhaul really happen like Pep plan, expect:
- Big names out
- Hot new signings in
- More aggressive football
- Zero tolerance for lazy play
Pep dey chase another UCL title, and anything wey go slow am down – na out straight.
Last Last – Everybody Dey Learn
Dis Man City wahala na big lesson:
“No matter who you be, if you no perform, dem fit collect your chair!”
Pep Guardiola dey para, and as Club World Cup show us say winning no be forever, na now everybody for City go sit up or sit out.
Keep eyes on TPB (The Pidgin Blog) as we go dey bring una all the wahala wey go unfold for Etihad Stadium. E fit shock you who go pack bag next!
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