Na from 6 minutes into the match, wahala start. Fabian Ruiz open scoring after one loose ball land for him leg. He no waste time – gbam! Goal enter net as Madrid defenders still dey argue who go mark who.
Before Ancelotti boys fit breathe, Ousmane Dembélé strike again for 9th minute. This one na serious embarrassment. Rüdiger fumble pass ball like say na slippery soap, and Dembélé blast shot enter. 2-0 in under 10 minutes – PSG fans begin dance shaku shaku.
Real Madrid midfield no fit hold ball. Camavinga and Bellingham just dey run around as Ugarte and Zaïre-Emery dey control ground like landowners.
Then boom! 24th minute, Ruiz add another goal. Na sweet counter-attack wey start from Hakimi, pass reach Dembélé, before Ruiz carry am home. 3-0. PSG dey ball like team wey wan play final already.
Second Half – Madrid Try Wake Up, But PSG Finish Work
Second half come and everybody expect Madrid to bounce back. Dem try make changes, bring in Modrić, Díaz and Güler, but PSG defense no gree leak.
Instead na Gonçalo Ramos, wey enter second half as sub, seal the matter for 87th minute with one correct goal. Asensio feed am better pass, and the boy no disappoint. Boom – 4-0! PSG fans begin spray powder, others dey sing victory song.
Madrid fans begin dey waka commot stadium one by one — dem no wan carry shame reach house.
Madrid: “No Be Us Again?”
Na the worst kind performance for Madrid. Vini Jr no see road – Hakimi pack am inside nylon. Rodrygo just dey lost like airtime wey no enter. Jude Bellingham, wey dem dey hail before, no even fit connect pass.
Courtois try small for post, but defense just dey sleep. Rüdiger and Nacho miscalculate plenty times. Ancelotti for bench just dey look sky, maybe dey pray make final whistle blow fast.
Even Courtois talk after match say:
“Make Madrid fans forgive us. Na big shame we carry come today.”
PSG: Na Football Fire Dem Play
Mbappé no even score but him presence na full wahala. Dembélé carry pace, footwork and sense play full 90. Ruiz na hero of the night with two solid goals. Ugarte and Zaïre-Emery wey be young boys play like old generals.
Luis Enrique dey smile anyhow. Him plan click. Him boys respond with energy and sharpness. This no be the usual PSG wey dey fall for Champions League — this one get spirit.
Fans Reaction: Internet Don Catch Fire
One fan shout for X:
“Na Club World Cup be this or El Clásico demolition?”
Another fan say:
“Make Madrid carry third-place match go play against secondary school, dem never ready for final.”
Meme full internet – people dey call Rüdiger “Giveaway defender” and dey hail PSG as “New Kings of Europe.”
Wetin Next?
With this big win, PSG don enter Club World Cup final, and dem go face Chelsea for final showdown. Madrid on the other hand go fight for third place, but truth be say dem go need therapy after this 4-0 slap.
Final Score:
PSG 4 – Real Madrid 0
Scorers: Fabian Ruiz (6’, 24’), Dembélé (9’), Gonçalo Ramos (87’)
This na one for the history books. PSG show class, hunger, and serious football wahala. If dem keep this form, Europe go bow for Paris soon.
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