The match bin start like normal league game. Bayern Munich dey face Wolfsburg, and believe am or not, Wolfsburg score first.
By halftime, Bayern dey 1-0 down, and Pep Guardiola (Bayern coach that time) no too smile.
So for second half, he sub in Robert Lewandowski. E come be like say the man vex say dem no start am.
From that moment, madness start.
The Madness Timeline
From 51st minute to 60th minute, here’s wetin happen:
- 51’ – Goal 1: Tap-in after rebound
- 52’ – Goal 2: One-time finish from edge of box
- 55’ – Goal 3 (Hat-trick): Sliding volley — cleanest strike you go ever see
- 57’ – Goal 4: Goalkeeper no fit even react
- 60’ – Goal 5: Bicycle kick. Just for style.
In 9 minutes, Lewandowski destroy Wolfsburg defense like say na training. No penalties, no own goals, no help from VAR — just pure striker instinct.
Guinness World Records Say “Take Everything!”
After the game, Guinness World Records no waste time. Dem give Lewandowski four records in one night:
- Fastest hat-trick in Bundesliga (4 minutes)
- Fastest 4 goals (5 minutes)
- Fastest 5 goals (9 minutes)
- Most goals scored by a substitute in one Bundesliga match
Na record wey fit last forever be that. Because who wan repeat that kain madness?
Reactions After the Game
Even Pep Guardiola shock. Him no even celebrate the fifth goal, he just hold him head like person wey see vision. After the match, Pep talk say:
“I’ve never seen anything like that in my life. Incredible.”
Wolfsburg defenders no fit explain wetin hit them. One even talk say,
“You dey watch am score and you just dey pray make the nightmare end.”
Lewandowski self? Calm like always. He just say,
“I was just trying to score… I didn’t know how many goals I had until I looked up.”
Chai! Ballers dey this life.
Why E Still Shock People Today
Football fans don see hat-tricks. We don see poker (4 goals). But five goals in under 10 minutes? That one no normal.
Till today, anytime wey people dey talk greatest striker moments, this Lewandowski show dey top 3.
He no just score — he humiliate top Bundesliga defenders in less than 600 seconds.
- Final Yarn
If you ever need proof say football fit be crazy, just go watch Lewandowski’s 5-goal masterclass vs Wolfsburg. E no be ordinary match — na football history.
And next time person dey argue greatest striker of all time, just tell am:
“Go ask Wolfsburg wetin Lewandowski do them in 2015.”